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Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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This humorous holiday ornament is a tailored gift for medical assistants, nurses, and administrative staff who navigate the fast-paced world of healthcare. Displaying the playful message "Keep Calm Or I Will Use My Medical Assistant Voice," it serves as a witty decoration for Christmas trees or office desks.
- Dimensions: Measures 2.75 inches in height and is 1/8 inch thick, offering a compact yet visible profile.
- Material: Crafted from sturdy MDF (medium-density fiberboard) with a high-gloss finish that resists breakage and moisture.
- Design: Features a circular shape with edge-to-edge sublimation printing, displaying bold black lettering against a clean background.
- Weight: Weighs only 0.5 ounces, making it ultra-lightweight.
- Hardware: Includes a gold cord looped through a top hole for easy hanging on trees, mantels, or display in desk drawers.
Designed for the demanding world of healthcare, this lightweight decoration solves the common problem of fragile ornaments breaking or weighing down delicate tree branches. At just 0.5 ounces, it puts zero strain on display hooks while remaining durable enough for year after year of holiday use. For medical professionals, this ornament provides a moment of humor during stressful shifts, acting as a playful reminder that maintaining a calm voice is a key professional skill. It is an ideal Christmas surprise for colleagues or loved ones in the medical field who appreciate a lighthearted touch.
