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This oval holiday ornament celebrates the quirky humor of laboratory life with the playful message, "Keep Calm or I Will Use My Microbiologist Voice." Designed for microbiologists, lab partners, and science enthusiasts, it transforms a standard tree decoration into a witty conversation starter and a thoughtful gift for the festive season.
- Dimensions & Material: Measuring 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, the ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF for long-lasting durability.
- High-Gloss Finish: A protective high-gloss plastic coating adds a reflective surface that catches light, resists fingerprints, and keeps the design sharp.
- Vibrant Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers a clear, vivid image that protects the text and lasts for years of display.
- Easy Hanging: A gold cord is included at the top for effortless hanging on Christmas trees or gift displays.
- Durable & Safe: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, this ornament is safe around pets and children, unlike fragile glass alternatives.
This piece brings a moment of joy and a smile to the busiest season, serving as a humorous reminder that even in a lab crisis, a bit of wit helps. The durable MDF construction ensures the ornament can withstand handling during gift exchanges or active households without shattering, while the glossy finish maintains its professional look year after year. Whether gifted to a colleague or kept as a personal decoration, it adds a unique, science-themed touch to any holiday display, celebrating the pride and patience required in scientific work.
