Skip to product information
In stock
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This circular holiday ornament is a witty gift for cocktail enthusiasts and bartenders, featuring the bold quote "All men are created equal but the coolest become a mixologist." Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, it adds a touch of humor and cocktail charm to any Christmas tree or festive display.
- Humorous Quote: Displays the popular mixologist saying in clean, black typography against a crisp white background.
- Precise Dimensions: Measures 2.75 inches across and 1/8 inch thick, making it a compact yet noticeable tree decoration.
- Durable Construction: Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish that resists breakage and long-term wear.
- Vibrant Print: Features edge-to-edge sublimation guaranteeing bold, permanent colors that won't fade or peel off.
- Safe Hanging: Equipped with a lightweight gold hanging cord, ensuring it is safe for homes with curious kids or playful pets.
This ornament serves as a fun conversation starter during holiday parties, gift exchanges, and cocktail nights, celebrating the craft of mixology with a playful message. Its shatterproof MDF construction ensures the design stays bright and intact throughout the winter season, making it a reliable keepsake or stocking stuffer for bartenders and friends who appreciate a good drink. The lightweight profile prevents damage to tree branches, while the elegant gold cord complements any festive decor, bringing smiles and toasts to every gathering.
