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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Designed specifically for the legal profession, this star-shaped holiday decoration features the bold statement "All men are created equal but the coolest become a paralegal." It serves as a distinct conversation starter for those who balance paperwork with professionalism, offering a playful nod to the world of justice. This ornament transforms a simple decorative item into a clear display of career pride and humor.
- Size & Dimensions: Measures 3.25 inches tall with a thickness of 1/8 inch.
- Material Quality: Crafted from a lightweight MDF core encased in a durable high-gloss finish that resists breakage.
- Design Detail: The quote is printed edge-to-edge with vivid colors that remain sharp even when a Christmas tree sways.
- Hanging Accessory: Equipped with a festive gold cord designed for effortless placement on any branch.
- Versatility: Suitable for law students, seasoned paralegals, or anyone with a love for the courtroom vibe.
This durable keepsake resolves the challenge of finding meaningful gifts for coworkers and family members in the legal field. Its resistance to breakage ensures it stays bright through countless holiday seasons, making it a reliable choice for year-after-year décor updates. From adding a twist to a festive family tree to sitting proudly on an office mantle, it provides a lighthearted reminder of teamwork and dedication without overwhelming the space with graphics, leaving the witty message to shine.
