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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
For the professional who juggles schedules and spreadsheets with ease, this heart-shaped ornament is a humorous tribute to their daily impact. Featuring the standout message "All men are created equal but the coolest become a secretary," this keepsake is designed for secretaries and office staff who want to celebrate their role with a touch of wit. Whether displayed on a holiday tree or gifted during an office exchange, it acknowledges the multitasking magic and dedication that define their workday.
- Material and Finish: Crafted from durable MDF and coated with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring the ornament is sturdy, lightweight, and resistant to breaking.
- Dimensions: Features a classic 2.75-inch heart shape that is small enough to avoid straining tree branches but large enough to display the text clearly.
- Print Quality: Utilizes edge-to-edge sublimation technology to guarantee vivid, long-lasting colors and crisp text that resists fading over time.
- Hanging Mechanism: Equipped with a gold cord for effortless hanging on Christmas trees, cubicle walls, or within gift baskets.
- Aesthetic Design: A clean white background with bold black typography ensures the playful quote is the focal point and reflects light beautifully.
This ornament solves the common gift-giving dilemma for office supervisors and coworkers by offering a specific, relatable present that sparks laughter and appreciation. It is lightweight enough to be safe for homes with pets or children near the tree, yet substantial enough to feel like a quality keepsake. Perfect for holiday gift exchanges, birthday celebrations, or a surprise thank-you, this gift turns ordinary office tasks into moments of shared pride. It serves as a daily reminder that every task is handled with humor and dedication, making it a perfect addition for anyone who balances professional demands with a fun attitude.
