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For the tool maker who turns raw wood into everyday marvels, this oval ornament is a playful tribute to their craft. Its bright, edge-to-edge sublimation print captures the bold spirit of the quote, while the high-gloss finish keeps the colors vivid through every holiday season.
Designed for families with children or pets, the lightweight MDF construction resists breaking, making it safe for homes that love to decorate. The festive gold cord ensures easy hanging, so it can be displayed on a Christmas tree, mantle, or shelf with minimal effort.
The ornament's 3.25-inch height and 1/8-inch thickness give it a substantial presence without overpowering other décor. Its durable MDF core and glossy coating protect the design from daily wear, ensuring the message stays sharp and the colors stay bright.
When the holiday lights flicker and the scent of pine fills the room, this ornament becomes a conversation starter that celebrates the skill and humor of the tool maker. It reminds them that their work is both practical and proud, and that their personality shines just as brightly as the lights on the tree. Add to cart and give a gift that sparks conversation and showcases the recipient's pride in their trade.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Designed for families with children or pets, the lightweight MDF construction resists breaking, making it safe for homes that love to decorate. The festive gold cord ensures easy hanging, so it can be displayed on a Christmas tree, mantle, or shelf with minimal effort.
The ornament's 3.25-inch height and 1/8-inch thickness give it a substantial presence without overpowering other décor. Its durable MDF core and glossy coating protect the design from daily wear, ensuring the message stays sharp and the colors stay bright.
When the holiday lights flicker and the scent of pine fills the room, this ornament becomes a conversation starter that celebrates the skill and humor of the tool maker. It reminds them that their work is both practical and proud, and that their personality shines just as brightly as the lights on the tree. Add to cart and give a gift that sparks conversation and showcases the recipient's pride in their trade.
- Loved by tool enthusiasts, this oval ornament celebrates the craft of a skilled maker with a bold, playful message that resonates with anyone who values quality and humor.
- Lovely for holiday décor, it hangs effortlessly on any tree, adding a distinctive touch that brightens the festive atmosphere for family and friends alike.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, it resists wear and stays vibrant, making it a lasting keepsake for any home with children or pets.
- With the printed quote, 'Tool Maker. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy Is Not An Official Job Title.', it delivers a chuckle and a nod to the artisan's confidence in every glance.
- Add to cart and give a gift that sparks conversation and showcases the recipient's pride in their trade, a lovely holiday surprise that will be cherished for years.
