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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Designed for the modern woman who loves a mix of wit and style, this Christmas ornament is wonderful for holiday parties, family gatherings, or a special surprise for a loved one. Whether you're gifting it to a friend, sister, or mother, the playful message reminds her that confidence and style can coexist with a touch of humor.
Its lightweight construction and durable MDF core keep it safe in homes with children or pets, while the high-gloss finish protects the edge-to-edge sublimated design from everyday wear. Measuring 2.75 inches tall and weighing just 0.5 ounces, it hangs effortlessly on any tree with the included gold cord. The ornament's 1/8 inch thickness and 0.5 ounce weight make it light enough for everyday use yet sturdy enough to withstand the excitement of holiday decorating.
Let this witty ornament become a cherished holiday treasure that sparks conversation and smiles every time it hangs on her tree. Imagine her delight when she sees the quote reflected in the glow of the tree lights, turning a simple ornament into a memorable keepsake. Add to cart now to give her a gift that will shine for years to come.
- Loved by anyone who enjoys a touch of bold humor, this ornament is wonderful for the modern woman who appreciates witty decor and a dash of daring flair.
- Ideal for a Christmas celebration, it adds a playful sparkle to any tree while celebrating the season with a memorable quote and a dash of festive spirit.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, this 2.75-inch heart ornament features edge-to-edge sublimated colors that stay bright year after year.
- The printed quote, 'Warden. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy Is Not An Official Job Title,' turns any space into a conversation starter, reminding the recipient of her fearless style.
- Add this striking ornament to your cart and give her a holiday gift that will shine on her tree for years to come and keep her smiling.