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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This oval novelty ornament adds a humorous espionage theme to holiday decorating with the bold quote, "Look At You Becoming An Agent And Shit." Tailored for roommates and friends who enjoy spy-themed humor, this glossy MDF badge brings a playful, covert charm to any shared apartment or modern living space.
- Sublimated Print: Bold black text covers the entire white surface, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting colors that withstand countless holiday seasons.
- Durable MDF Construction: Crafted from sturdy medium-density fiberboard with a high-gloss plastic coating, mimicking the sleek look of a covert identification badge.
- Oval Shape with Hanging Loop: The sleek oval design features a top hole threaded with a gold string for easy hanging on holiday trees or display hooks.
- Break-Resistant Safety: The lightweight yet durable material resists breakage, making it a practical and safe choice for homes with young children or pets.
- Glossy Finish: The high-shine coating catches the ambient light, adding a subtle sparkle to holiday décor without overpowering the room.
This festive decoration transforms a standard holiday tree into a covert operations base, making it an ideal conversation starter for holiday parties, Christmas gatherings, or housewarming celebrations. The long-lasting print provides a fun, inside-joke gift that strengthens bonds among friends and roommates, offering a memorable surprise that keeps the holiday spirit alive while maintaining a modern, low-maintenance aesthetic for everyday living.