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A quirky, coffee-driven twist on lawn care meets holiday décor with this oval ornament, great for anyone who knows that a great cup of coffee and a sharp sense of humor can turn a routine day into a memorable moment. Whether it hangs on a mantle or sits beside a sofa, the bright print ensures it catches the eye and sparks a chuckle among friends.
Designed for roommates, friends, or anyone that enjoys a playful nod to the everyday grind, this Christmas present adds a dash of humor to any living space or tree. Its lightweight, sturdy build makes it safe for households with pets or children, while the high-gloss finish keeps the colors vivid year after year.
Crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick. Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that stay vibrant, and the festive gold cord makes hanging effortless. The oval shape and smooth edges give it a modern look that complements any décor style.
Let this ornament become a yearly reminder that a great smile and a strong cup of coffee can brighten even the most ordinary day. Grab yours today.
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Designed for roommates, friends, or anyone that enjoys a playful nod to the everyday grind, this Christmas present adds a dash of humor to any living space or tree. Its lightweight, sturdy build makes it safe for households with pets or children, while the high-gloss finish keeps the colors vivid year after year.
Crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick. Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that stay vibrant, and the festive gold cord makes hanging effortless. The oval shape and smooth edges give it a modern look that complements any décor style.
Let this ornament become a yearly reminder that a great smile and a strong cup of coffee can brighten even the most ordinary day. Grab yours today.
- Roommates that appreciate a sharp sense of humor and a well-tended yard will find this oval ornament a playful addition to their living space. Its bright, edge-to-edge print ensures it stands out on any mantle or shelf.
- A festive Christmas present for anyone that enjoys a witty twist on daily chores will add a touch of humor to holiday décor. Its durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish make it a lasting reminder of the season's lighthearted spirit.
- Made from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, this oval ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, offering a lightweight yet sturdy design.
- The printed quote, 'Don't Trust A Groundskeeper That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' delivers a bold, irreverent punch that sparks conversation.
- Grab yours today and give your roommate a conversation-starter that will shine bright on their tree all season long.
