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Mixologists and cocktail lovers alike will notice the clever quip etched onto this heart-shaped ornament, turning an ordinary holiday decoration into a playful statement of expertise. Its glossy finish catches the light, making it a standout centerpiece that sparks conversation among guests.
Designed for those who appreciate a dash of wit, this ornament fits perfectly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or bar cart, making it an ideal gift for a friend, partner, or family member who loves to stir up good times. Its compact size ensures it fits in any décor style, from modern minimalist to classic rustic, while the heartfelt quote adds a personal touch that resonates with anyone who enjoys a good drink and a good laugh.
The piece is crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating that protects the vivid sublimation print from fading, while its lightweight construction and gold cord make hanging effortless and safe around pets or children. The gold cord not only provides a secure hanging point but also adds a subtle festive accent that complements the ornament's white base and bright colors.
Whether you're gifting it to a fellow mixologist or keeping it as a seasonal keepsake, this ornament reminds everyone that a little humor can elevate any celebration. As a lasting reminder of the joy found in mixing, this ornament will become a treasured part of your holiday traditions for years to come. Get one today.
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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Designed for those who appreciate a dash of wit, this ornament fits perfectly on a Christmas tree, mantle, or bar cart, making it an ideal gift for a friend, partner, or family member who loves to stir up good times. Its compact size ensures it fits in any décor style, from modern minimalist to classic rustic, while the heartfelt quote adds a personal touch that resonates with anyone who enjoys a good drink and a good laugh.
The piece is crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating that protects the vivid sublimation print from fading, while its lightweight construction and gold cord make hanging effortless and safe around pets or children. The gold cord not only provides a secure hanging point but also adds a subtle festive accent that complements the ornament's white base and bright colors.
Whether you're gifting it to a fellow mixologist or keeping it as a seasonal keepsake, this ornament reminds everyone that a little humor can elevate any celebration. As a lasting reminder of the joy found in mixing, this ornament will become a treasured part of your holiday traditions for years to come. Get one today.
- Designed for cocktail enthusiasts who love a touch of humor in their home décor, this heart ornament brings a playful vibe to any kitchen or bar area and serves as a conversation starter during gatherings, reminding everyone of the art of mixing.
- Chosen by gift-givers for holiday celebrations, this ornament is wonderful for Christmas tree displays, gift-wrapping, or as a festive keepsake that brightens any living space during the season and adds a splash of personality to the festive décor.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight 2.75″ tall ornament weighs only 0.5 oz and features edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, long-lasting colors that resist fading.
- A heartfelt reminder that 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right' adds a clever twist to the holiday spirit, letting the recipient laugh while celebrating their love for mixology and inspiring a toast with friends.
- Get one today and let this witty heart ornament become a cherished part of your holiday celebrations. It's a simple yet memorable gift that will light up smiles and spark lively conversations for years to come.
