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For the cocktail aficionado who loves a dash of humor, this oval Christmas ornament turns any tree into a conversation starter. The printed quote, "Mixologist. I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right," sits proudly against a crisp white background, inviting smiles from anyone who appreciates a clever twist on holiday décor.
Whether you're gifting it to a friend who runs the home bar, a sibling who loves to stir up a storm, or a partner who enjoys a well-crafted drink, this keepsake fits perfectly into birthdays, anniversaries, or a festive holiday surprise. It's a thoughtful present that celebrates both personality and the spirit of the season.
Made from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick. The edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers bright, vivid colors that stay sharp year after year. Lightweight and resistant to breaking, it's safe for households with children or pets, and the included gold cord makes hanging effortless.
Add this witty, holiday keepsake to your tree and watch conversations flow as easily as the drinks it celebrates. Get one today and let the laughter sparkle alongside the lights.
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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Whether you're gifting it to a friend who runs the home bar, a sibling who loves to stir up a storm, or a partner who enjoys a well-crafted drink, this keepsake fits perfectly into birthdays, anniversaries, or a festive holiday surprise. It's a thoughtful present that celebrates both personality and the spirit of the season.
Made from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick. The edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers bright, vivid colors that stay sharp year after year. Lightweight and resistant to breaking, it's safe for households with children or pets, and the included gold cord makes hanging effortless.
Add this witty, holiday keepsake to your tree and watch conversations flow as easily as the drinks it celebrates. Get one today and let the laughter sparkle alongside the lights.
- Designed for mixology lovers who love a witty holiday touch, this oval ornament brings a playful spirit to any Christmas tree for the spirited home bar enthusiast.
- Chosen by anyone who enjoys a clever twist on classic holiday décor, it fits perfectly into family gatherings or office spaces during the season.
- Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, the lightweight design resists breakage while showcasing a bright, edge-to-edge print.
- A bold reminder of the quote, "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right," it sparks laughter and conversation among friends and family.
- Get one today and add a splash of personality to your holiday décor, making every gathering brighter and more memorable.
