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For those who share their lives with the spirited and sometimes chaotic charm of a Flat Coated Retriever, this Christmas ornament is a delightful nod to the unique bond between owner and dog. It captures the essence of unconditional love, sprinkled with a healthy dose of playful exasperation, making it a great addition to any holiday celebration.
This star ornament is ideal for Flat Coated Retriever parents, dog lovers, and anyone who appreciates a touch of humor during the Christmas season. It's a wonderful gift for friends, family, or even coworkers who share a passion for these energetic and affectionate dogs, celebrating the holiday with a touch of lightheartedness.
Crafted from durable MDF with a glossy finish, this Christmas tree ornament is designed to last for years to come. Printed edge-to-edge with vibrant colors, it features the humorous quote 'Proud Parent Of A Flat Coated Retriever That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay', making it a standout piece on any Christmas tree or a charming holiday keepsake. It comes with a festive gold cord, making it easy to hang and enjoy.
Imagine the smiles and laughter this ornament will bring to your loved ones during the holiday season. It's a unique and memorable gift that captures the spirit of Flat Coated Retriever ownership, lovely for celebrating the joy and occasional antics of these wonderful dogs. Make it yours and add a touch of humor to your Christmas tree.
Christmas Ornament Gift Flat Coated Retriever Parent's Humorous Saying
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$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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This star ornament is ideal for Flat Coated Retriever parents, dog lovers, and anyone who appreciates a touch of humor during the Christmas season. It's a wonderful gift for friends, family, or even coworkers who share a passion for these energetic and affectionate dogs, celebrating the holiday with a touch of lightheartedness.
Crafted from durable MDF with a glossy finish, this Christmas tree ornament is designed to last for years to come. Printed edge-to-edge with vibrant colors, it features the humorous quote 'Proud Parent Of A Flat Coated Retriever That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay', making it a standout piece on any Christmas tree or a charming holiday keepsake. It comes with a festive gold cord, making it easy to hang and enjoy.
Imagine the smiles and laughter this ornament will bring to your loved ones during the holiday season. It's a unique and memorable gift that captures the spirit of Flat Coated Retriever ownership, lovely for celebrating the joy and occasional antics of these wonderful dogs. Make it yours and add a touch of humor to your Christmas tree.
- A charming star ornament, made from robust MDF and featuring a vibrant, glossy finish, brings a festive touch to holiday decor and serves as a delightful surprise for anyone who adores Flat Coated Retrievers.
- This unique star ornament is a wonderful addition to Christmas celebrations, but it also works well for birthdays, housewarmings, or simply to show someone you care about their love for their Flat Coated Retriever companion.
- Measuring 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, this star-shaped ornament is constructed from durable MDF and boasts a high-gloss plastic coating for lasting vibrancy; it's lightweight and resistant to damage, ensuring years of enjoyment.
- Show your affection with a touch of humor, as this ornament playfully captures the bond between a parent and their Flat Coated Retriever, declaring 'Proud parent of a flat coated retriever that is sometimes an asshole and that's okay'.
- Secure this distinctive star ornament today and infuse your holiday display with personality, creating a memorable keepsake that reflects your unique connection with your beloved Flat Coated Retriever and brings a smile to everyone who sees it.
