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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Brighten your mornings with a splash of Texas pride and a touch of humor. This two-tone Texas coffee mug is for anyone who loves the Lone Star State and a good laugh, from proud Texans to frequent travelers.
Featuring the exact message “I Need a Six Month Vacation Twice A Year to Texas,” it’s a playful nod to dreaming of sunny getaways and southern charm that’s perfect for gifting to friends, family, coworkers, or treating yourself to a collectible addition for the kitchen or office.
- Size: Available in 11 oz or 15 oz capacities to fit either a quick morning pick-me-up or a larger caffeine ritual.
- Design & Color: Two-tone rim, interior, and handle with accent color options including black, red, pink, and midnight blue.
- Material & Craft: High-quality ceramic finished with AAA ORCA Coating™ for vibrant, durable color that lasts use after use.
- Print & Longevity: Sublimation-printed design on both sides, ensuring the message remains clear from any angle.
- Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe for convenient daily use.
- Versatility: A perfect gift for men and women, Texans, travelers, coworkers, or family members—great as a keepsake or conversation-starting desk mug.
This mug doesn’t just hold coffee; it shares personality with every sip. The two-tone styling complements modern kitchens and workspaces, while the durable print and coating keep the design vibrant through daily washing and reheating. It’s an easy way to celebrate Texas pride, spark smiles during team breaks, or offer a thoughtful, humorous gift that stands out from the usual mugs.
