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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Bring a playful nod to the office hero with this clerk-themed ornament. Designed for the modern clerk, it elevates holiday décor with a cheeky tribute to the team member who keeps the paperwork moving. “I'm A Clerk. Just Like A Normal Clerk Except Much Hotter.”
- Material: Made from sturdy MDF with a high‑gloss plastic coating for durability and a polished finish.
- Finish and print: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, long‑lasting colors that resist fading through the seasons.
- Hanging cord: Includes a festive gold cord for effortless, decorative hanging.
- Display versatility: Ideal for Christmas trees, mantels, or desks, adding a unique, humorous touch to any holiday setting.
- Durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, designed to withstand handling around homes with children or pets.
This keepsake offers more than a joke—it celebrates the everyday clerk with a bold, lighthearted message that resonates in any office or home. Its clean, white surface and humorous quotation make it a thoughtful Christmas gift for a colleague, spouse, or friend who appreciates a bit of wit with their holiday cheer. Display it year after year to spark smiles and bring personality to your seasonal décor.
