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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This two-tone ceramic coffee mug is designed for comedy lovers who want a daily splash of wit. It features the bold line "I May Be A Comedian, But I Can't Fix Stupid People." to express your love of humor.
- Color options: Four color combinations to choose from: Black and White, Red and White, Navy and White, and Pink and White.
- Material: Ceramic construction for durability and everyday use.
- Capacity: 11 oz capacity, ideal for coffee, tea, or cocoa.
- Design and text: Two-tone glaze with the humorous quote permanently printed for lasting appeal.
- Care: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for quick reheating and effortless cleaning.
- Gift appeal: A thoughtful, practical gift for comedy fans, or a playful desk companion for yourself.
Wake up with a smile every morning. This mug adds personality to your kitchen or office desk and serves as a fun conversation starter, while its sturdy ceramic body stands up to daily use. The four color combinations let you match personal style or home decor, and the easy-care design means it stays looking fresh for years. Whether it's for Mother's Day, a birthday, or just because you appreciate humor, this mug is a memorable, functional gift for any fan of sharp wit.
