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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A compact, durable keychain designed for comedy lovers. This engraved piece carries a witty message that’s sure to spark a smile whenever you reach for your keys: "I Am A Comedian. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong."
- Material: Black stainless steel that resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration for long-lasting use.
- Size: 1.57 x 0.87 inches; compact enough to fit in a pocket or attach to keys.
- Finish: Black stainless steel finish for a sleek, modern look.
- Engraving: The exact message is engraved for lasting readability: "I Am A Comedian. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong."
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful gag gift or everyday accessory for comedians, graduates, or friends.
This keychain serves as a lighthearted daily reminder that humor opens conversations and builds connection. Its pocket-friendly size means it travels easily with your keys, bag, or badge, turning an ordinary accessory into a personal joke that’s always ready to share. Built to endure daily use, the engraved message stays legible over time, making it a reliable gift that friends and family will actually use and treasure.
