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Funny Database Administrator Gifts, Heart Ornament for Men or Women Colleagues, 'Database Administrator. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Fearlessy Is Not An Official Job Title.' - Image 1
  • Funny Database Administrator Gifts, Heart Ornament for Men or Women Colleagues, 'Database Administrator. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Fearlessy Is Not An Official Job Title.' - Image 1
  • Funny Database Administrator Gifts, Heart Ornament for Men or Women Colleagues, 'Database Administrator. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Fearlessy Is Not An Official Job Title.' - Image 1
Database Admin Heart Ornament Classy Sassy Fearlessy Gift

Database Admin Heart Ornament Classy Sassy Fearlessy Gift
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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Celebrate the unsung heroes of the digital world with a heart-shaped ornament designed for database administrators. This playful piece, ideal for DBAs or anyone who appreciates the sass and class of the DBA lifestyle, features a witty quote that pokes fun at the job title.

  • Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a lightweight yet durable ornament.
  • Shape: Heart-shaped design that adds a playful touch to tree decor or desk displays.
  • Finish and Color: Vibrant colors that brighten any room or office space.
  • Durability: Lightweight and break-resistant, making it suitable for households with children or pets.
  • Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy hanging on trees, shelves, or cubicles.
  • Theme: DBA-themed gift with a witty quote that pokes fun at the job title.
  • Craftsmanship: Carefully crafted to endure everyday use and remain a keepsake for years.

This ornament makes a thoughtful gift for database administrators and fans alike. It adds personality to a Christmas tree or office desk, and its durable construction helps ensure it remains a cherished keepsake for years to come. It’s a great choice for colleagues, friends, or family members who work in the database administration field—whether they’re men or women—who will appreciate the humor and pride it represents.

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