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For the tech wizard who keeps data humming, this bright white circle ornament declares, "Because I Am The Database Administrator. That's Why." The bold quote sits on a smooth MDF shell, finished in a high-gloss coat that keeps the colors sharp from every angle. The lightweight design, only 0.5 oz, hangs easily on any tree or mantle with the included gold cord.
Ideal for a seasoned DBA, this ornament fits birthdays, work anniversaries, or a festive Christmas gift. It honors the person who balances tables, writes scripts, and keeps systems running. Whether they're a senior analyst or a junior engineer, the message speaks directly to their daily triumphs.
Each piece measures 2.75″ tall and 1/8″ thick, offering a sturdy yet elegant presence. The edge-to-edge sublimation print ensures the quote remains vivid through countless holiday seasons. The durable MDF core resists chipping, making it safe for homes with kids or pets.
Give this ornament to the database hero in your life and let them hang it proudly this Christmas. Make it yours.
Database Administrator Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Ideal for a seasoned DBA, this ornament fits birthdays, work anniversaries, or a festive Christmas gift. It honors the person who balances tables, writes scripts, and keeps systems running. Whether they're a senior analyst or a junior engineer, the message speaks directly to their daily triumphs.
Each piece measures 2.75″ tall and 1/8″ thick, offering a sturdy yet elegant presence. The edge-to-edge sublimation print ensures the quote remains vivid through countless holiday seasons. The durable MDF core resists chipping, making it safe for homes with kids or pets.
Give this ornament to the database hero in your life and let them hang it proudly this Christmas. Make it yours.
- Chosen by the tech team, this ornament honors the daily hero who keeps data flowing smoothly, celebrating his pivotal role in every system upgrade and backup operation that keeps the business running without interruption.
- Designed for the holiday season, it shines on any tree, adding a personal touch to Christmas décor while reminding him that his expertise keeps the digital world in balance and inspires confidence in every stakeholder.
- A lightweight, 2.75-inch circle crafted from engineered wood with a high-gloss finish, it resists breakage and stays bright, ensuring it remains a durable, long-lasting keepsake that can be displayed year after year without fading or cracking.
- The printed quote, 'Because I am the database administrator. That's why.', delivers a proud, witty reminder of expertise, capturing his confidence and dedication in a single, memorable line that will spark smiles and nods of approval.
- Get one today and give a memorable keepsake that will light up his holiday season, turning a simple ornament into a cherished reminder of his indispensable contributions and the joy he brings to the team.
