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Funny Database Administrator Gifts, Unique Star Ornament for Men, Women, Friends, or Coworkers, 'Database Administrator. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Fearlessy Is Not An Official Job Title.' - Image 1
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 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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This star-shaped ornament adds a humorous, office-friendly touch to holiday decor, perfect for Database Administrators or anyone who loves a playful nod to the field. It features the tongue-in-cheek message: 'Database Administrator. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Fearlessy Is Not An Official Job Title.' It's sure to bring a smile to their face.

  • Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish.
  • Color: White.
  • Shape: Star-shaped ornament.
  • Finish: High-gloss plastic finish that keeps colors vibrant.
  • Hanging method: Includes a festive gold cord for easy hanging.
  • Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it suitable for households with children or pets.
  • Ideal use: Great for Christmas trees or decorative arrangements in home or office.
  • Gift suitability: A unique and thoughtful gift for Database Administrators, colleagues, friends, or family.
  • Quote: The ornament features the message: 'Database Administrator. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Fearlessy Is Not An Official Job Title.'

This ornament adds personality to holiday decor by offering a humorous nod to the DBA role. Its white color and high-gloss finish create a polished accent on a Christmas tree or office display. The lightweight construction and included gold hanging cord make it safe for households with children or pets and easy to hang. It also serves as a conversation starter and a thoughtful, year-after-year keepsake for Database Administrators, coworkers, friends, or family.

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