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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Add a playful, conversation-starting piece to holiday decor with an oval ornament crafted for dealer enthusiasts. This sturdy MDF ornament features a high-gloss plastic finish for bright, long-lasting color and proudly displays the message: "I'm A Dealer. Just Like A Normal Dealer Except Much Hotter."
- Material: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating for vivid color and lasting durability.
- Shape: Classic oval form that sits beautifully on Christmas trees, garlands, or display shelves.
- Finish: High-gloss surface designed to keep the design looking sharp under festive lighting.
- Design & Message: Bold, easy-to-read print of the humorous quote that resonates with dealer enthusiasts and collectors.
- Gift-ready appeal: Thoughtful novelty gift for dealers, collectors, or anyone who enjoys lighthearted holiday decor.
- Durability & longevity: Built to withstand seasonal display with vibrant colors that remain bright year after year.
This ornament adds personality to a holiday collection, serving as a memorable keepsake that honors dealers in a fun, respectful way. Ideal for a tree, desk display, or a shared gift exchange, it offers a unique alternative to traditional ornaments while conveying appreciation and humor in one small, decorative piece.
