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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This white circle ornament delivers a playful nod to workplace camaraderie and is ready to hang on a Christmas tree or display on a desk. It features the bold message “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Dispatcher” to spark smiles and conversations among colleagues.
- Diameter: 2.75 inches
- Thickness: 1/8 inch
- Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation for bright, long-lasting colors
- Hanging cord: Gold cord for easy, secure setup
- Use: Lightweight ornament designed for tree display or desk showcasing
The ornament adds a lighthearted touch to holiday decor while celebrating teamwork. Its durable construction resists everyday bumps and scratches, so the vivid print stays sharp year after year. A thoughtful gift for office teammates, managers, or a whole squad—perfect for Christmas celebrations and office traditions that thrive on humor and camaraderie.
