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English Cocker Spaniel Dog Lover's Funny Valentine's Gift for Him or Her Tumbler - You Can't Tell Me What To Do.
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Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Celebrate the bond with your English Cocker Spaniel with this tumbler—designed for dog lovers who want practicality blended with a touch of humor. It proudly features the message: "You Can't Tell Me What To Do. You're Not My English Cocker Spaniel."

  • Capacity: 20oz or 30oz options to suit daily caffeine needs
  • Material: Stainless steel with a black powder-coated finish for durability and a sleek look
  • Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation to keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours
  • Design & Craftsmanship: Laser-engraved in our workshop for a permanent, fade-proof message (not printed or vinyl)
  • Finish: Black powder coating offers a modern, smudge-resistant surface
  • Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid that makes sipping easy on the go
  • Fit: Fits most cup holders for travel, work, and errands
  • Care: Easy to clean and built for daily use
  • Ideal Use: Great for coffee, tea, or water during commutes, workouts, and family days
  • Gift Ready: A thoughtful Valentine’s gift or dog-lover gift for him or her

This tumbler combines practical features with a playful nod to dog lovers. The durable stainless steel construction and laser-engraved message ensure longevity, so the joke—and the sentiment—last. Whether you choose 20oz for everyday routines or 30oz for long days out, you’ll enjoy reliable temperature control during work, travel, or time at home with your English Cocker Spaniel. The design and finish are tailored for daily use, easy cleaning, and lasting appeal, making it a standout gift for Valentine’s Day or any occasion to celebrate a beloved canine companion.

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