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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Designed specifically for professionals in the funeral services industry, this two-tone ceramic mug combines workplace dedication with a touch of irreverent humor. The bold text printed on the exterior reads: I'm a funeral director. Just like a normal funeral director except much hotter. This statement piece transforms a daily morning ritual into an opportunity for lightness and self-appreciation.
- Craftsmanship: Constructed from durable, high-fired ceramic designed to withstand everyday handling without chipping or fading.
- Two-Tone Finish: Features a clean white exterior contrasted against a solid black handle and interior rim for a sleek, modern aesthetic.
- Printed Message: Displays the exact phrase "I'm a funeral director. Just like a normal funeral director except much hotter" in clear, bold typography.
- Standard Capacity: Holds an 11oz serving size, ideal for standard coffee or tea portions.
- Practical Care: Both microwave and dishwasher safe for convenient heating and cleaning in commercial or home settings.
This mug serves as more than just a vessel for caffeine; it acts as a functional morale booster for individuals managing heavy emotional responsibilities in their careers. By offering a subtle reminder to not take work too seriously, it helps create a necessary separation between professional solemnity and personal identity. Its sturdy construction ensures it survives the rigors of a busy office environment or funeral home breakroom, making it a practical choice for a birthday present or a small token of gratitude from a colleague who understands the unique stresses of the profession.