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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate style and professionalism with a Glide Lock Clasp Bracelet designed for funeral directors who value wit and quality. Featuring the bold message “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Funeral Director,” this wristwear makes a memorable statement for daily wear or special occasions.
- Material & Finish: A durable blend of silver accents, black stainless steel, and silicone for a modern, rugged look that resists rust and corrosion.
- Clasp Type: Glide lock clasp for secure closure and easy, one-handed adjustment.
- Length & Fit: 9.05-inch bracelet with an adjustable design to fit a wide range of wrist sizes.
- Design & Message: Prominent, conversation-starting quote that honors the funeral director profession.
- Durability: Built to endure daily wear with materials chosen for long-lasting performance.
- Packaging: Supremely presented in premium packaging for gifting or presentation.
- Occasions: Ideal for graduation celebrations, milestone birthdays, or a thoughtful tribute to the funeral director in your life.
This funny, statement-making bracelet offers a comfortable, adjustable fit without compromising professionalism. It’s a unique way to express appreciation, spark conversation, and add a touch of personality to any look—whether in a formal setting or a casual setting. A thoughtful gift that acknowledges dedication in the funeral industry, packaged ready for gifting.
