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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Capture the season with a playful nod to a dedicated professional. This white round ornament features the exact message: "I'm A Funeral Director. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lightweight durability.
- Finish & Color: White circle with bold black typography; edge-to-edge printing for sharp, long-lasting readability.
- Printing: Sublimation print covers the entire surface to ensure vibrant, fade-resistant colors.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord designed for easy display on trees, garlands, or hooks.
- Design Type: Circle ornament tailored for Funeral Directors and those who appreciate industry-specific humor.
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breakage, suitable for homes with children or pets.
- Display Usability: Ideal for office desks, shelves, or Christmas trees, bringing personality to any space.
This ornament goes beyond decoration by offering a unique, conversation-starting piece that celebrates a Funeral Director’s work with a lighthearted punchline. The sturdy construction and durable finish mean it can be enjoyed for years, while the bright print and festive cord add a standout touch to holiday decor. It makes a thoughtful, personable gift for colleagues, friends, or family members who understand the daily realities of the profession and appreciate a good-natured wink during Christmas.
