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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Add a touch of humor to the office or home with a unique keepsake designed for funeral directors and those who appreciate their craft. This oval ornament carries a bold, playful message: "I'm a funeral director. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity."
- Shape: Oval ornament intended for display on a Christmas tree, desk, or wall hook.
- Material & Finish: Made from MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a durable, polished look.
- Print Quality: Edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers vibrant colors and crisp typography.
- Mounting & Hanging: Lightweight design with a festive gold cord for easy hanging.
- Design Theme: Humorous, sarcasm-forward quote tailored to funeral directors and those who share their sense of wit.
- Occasions: Ideal as a Christmas gift or a thoughtful keepsake to celebrate appreciation for a funeral director.
- Durability: Sturdy construction designed for long-lasting display in homes or offices.
This ornament serves as a meaningful, conversation-starting gift that acknowledges a funeral director’s dedication while injecting personality into their space. It’s a lighthearted way to say “thank you” or to bring a smile during the holidays, without sacrificing durability or everyday practicality.
