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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Designed for the bold professional whose career demands a sense of humor, this black rope bracelet turns a solemn profession into a playful statement. Engraved on the metal plate is the message, "I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER." It serves as an ideal birthday keepsake for a husband, friend, or colleague celebrating their special day.
- Engraved Message: A black stainless steel bar features the humorous quote, "I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER," adding a playful twist to his daily routine.
- Durable Materials: Crafted from black stainless steel and braided rope that resists rust, corrosion, and tarnishing, ensuring long-lasting wear through everyday use.
- Adjustable Fit: Features a secure sliding knot closure with an adjustable band ranging from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, accommodating any wrist size comfortably.
- Sleek Design: Combines a modern, matte black metal plate with a textured braided rope for a versatile look that pairs well with both professional attire and casual outfits.
- Elegant Packaging: Arrives in a neat organza bag, providing sophisticated and ready-to-gift presentation for birthdays or special occasions.
This bracelet allows its wearer to showcase his pride with a touch of irony, turning his accessories into a confident conversation starter that balances respect with humor. The durable construction ensures the piece remains comfortable and stylish during long shifts or daily walks, while the adjustable mechanism guarantees a secure fit. Packaged thoughtfully in an organza bag, it serves as a memorable token that celebrates his hard work, unique profession, and unmistakable style.
