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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the math-minded in your life with a playful Oval Ornament that adds personality to any tree or desk—without sacrificing durability.
- Oval ornament crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished, long-lasting look.
- Bright, bold typography makes the message pop—perfect for Actuary fans who love numbers and analysis.
- Quippy, inspiring quote: “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become An Actuary.”
- Lightweight and break-resistant, ideal for homes with kids or pets while still feeling premium on display.
- Festive gold cord included for quick, secure hanging on trees, garlands, or shelf displays.
Care/fit: designed to be lightweight and durable, with the included gold cord for easy hanging and display on holiday or office decor. To keep the finish looking vibrant, handle gently and place away from moisture.
Shipping & Returns: ships quickly and includes a hassle-free returns option if it isn’t the perfect fit for your gift list.
