OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Start the workday with a smile and a mug that celebrates the backbone of every office—the administrative assistant. This two-tone ceramic coffee mug carries a bold message: "I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Administrative Assistant."
- Material: High-quality ceramic built for daily use and easy cleaning.
- Capacity: 11 oz, ideal for hot coffee, tea, or your favorite beverage.
- Color options: Four two-tone combinations—Black & White, Red & White, Navy & White, and Pink & White.
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for everyday convenience.
- Design: Clear, bold typography on a durable, two-tone surface that stands out on any desk.
- Gift suitability: A thoughtful, humorous office gift for administrative assistants, coworkers, graduates, or friends who appreciate workplace humor.
This mug delivers everyday practicality with personality. It’s a reliable everyday mug that fits into any office routine while offering a lighthearted way to acknowledge hard work and daily dedication. A memorable conversation starter, it also makes a standout gift that suits both men and women in professional or personal circles.