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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the backbone of any office with a playful keepsake that pairs humor with appreciation. This heart-shaped ornament features the bold message: “I CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT I'M A FAIRLY DECENT ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT” to bring a smile to any Administrative Assistant’s day.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine.
- Print: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that won’t fade.
- Shape: Classic heart design that adds warmth to Christmas trees or desk decor.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy display straight out of the box.
- Versatility: Suitable for men, women, coworkers, or family members who appreciate a good laugh.
The ornament offers a lighthearted way to recognize the hard work and dedication of Administrative Assistants. Its sturdy construction and durable finish ensure it remains a cherished desk or tree accessory for years to come. The bold typography and humorous quote make it a memorable gift that stands out in any office setting, helping to celebrate the person who keeps daily operations running smoothly.
