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Celebrate the analytically minded with a playful, refined ornament that fits right into holiday decor. This oval MDF ornament features the witty message: "I'm An Analyst. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right."
- Material: sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Shape & Color: white oval ornament that adds a bright, clean touch to trees, garlands, or display shelves.
- Printing: vibrant, clear print of the exact quote, designed to withstand seasonal decorating.
- Display: includes a hanging string for effortless placement on Christmas trees or holiday displays.
- Gift Ready: an easy, thoughtful present for colleagues, friends, or family who appreciate wit about their work.
This ornament brings a touch of humor to any office or home holiday setup, giving the Analyst in your life a fun reminder of their passion. Its durable construction ensures it stays looking sharp for years, while the simple, high-contrast design keeps the message readable from a distance. Perfect as a tree topper, desk charm, or desk-side reminder during the festive season.
