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Funny Analyst Rope Bracelet Gifts for Him from Friends, Christmas Unique Rope Jewelry for Men with 'Keep Calm, I'm almost an Analyst' Quote
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$29.95
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$59.95
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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Celebrate the data-driven mindset with this Funny Analyst Rope Bracelet, a thoughtful gift for him that blends professional pride with everyday style. Designed for analysts, data enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates meticulous problem-solving, it carries the relatable message: "Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Analyst."
- Material: Black stainless steel with interlaced rope; built to resist rust, corrosion, and tarnishing for long-lasting wear.
- Adjustability: Flexible fit from 3.34" to 9.84" to accommodate most wrist sizes and comfort preferences.
- Design & Finish: Sleek black tone with textured rope for a modern, versatile look that works with both work attire and casual outfits.
- On-brand Quote: Features the humorous, relatable phrase "Keep Calm, I'm (almost) An Analyst." to celebrate the profession.
- Gift Packaging: Includes a beautiful organza bag, elevating the gifting experience and presentation.
- Ideal For: Analysts, data scientists, students, friends or family who value precision, curiosity, and dedication.
The bracelet delivers durable, comfortable wear paired with a meaningful nod to the analyst’s craft. Its low-key black aesthetic blends with any wardrobe, making it a reliable gift for Christmas or other celebrations. With adjustable sizing and premium packaging, it’s a ready-to-wear reminder of dedication to detail that recipients can enjoy daily—from office meetings to post-work projects with friends.
