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Are you an Assistant Principal or know someone who is? This Christmas, give a gift that pokes fun at the Assistant Principal's sharp wit and authority. The quote 'I'm An Assistant Principal. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.' is sure to bring a smile to their face.
This Star Ornament is carefully crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs and vibrant colors. The lightweight and resistant design makes it perfect for households with children or pets, and the festive gold cord for easy hanging makes decorating stress-free. The Assistant Principal in your life will appreciate the humor and personality behind this gift.
The Assistant Principal's office might not be the most glamorous place, but this Star Ornament adds a touch of whimsy and fun to any decor. Whether it's for a Christmas gift or just a humorous nod to the Assistant Principal's sharp tongue, this ornament is sure to be a hit. It's a great way to show your appreciation for all the hard work they do behind the scenes.
Show your Assistant Principal friend or colleague that you care with this thoughtful and humorous gift. Don't miss out and get ready to spread some holiday cheer with this fun and unique Christmas decoration!
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This Star Ornament is carefully crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs and vibrant colors. The lightweight and resistant design makes it perfect for households with children or pets, and the festive gold cord for easy hanging makes decorating stress-free. The Assistant Principal in your life will appreciate the humor and personality behind this gift.
The Assistant Principal's office might not be the most glamorous place, but this Star Ornament adds a touch of whimsy and fun to any decor. Whether it's for a Christmas gift or just a humorous nod to the Assistant Principal's sharp tongue, this ornament is sure to be a hit. It's a great way to show your appreciation for all the hard work they do behind the scenes.
Show your Assistant Principal friend or colleague that you care with this thoughtful and humorous gift. Don't miss out and get ready to spread some holiday cheer with this fun and unique Christmas decoration!
- Make any Assistant Principal smile with this funny Star Ornament, perfect for their office desk or wall decoration. The quote 'I'm An Assistant Principal. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right.' is a great way to add some humor and personality to their workspace. This Star Ornament is made of sturdy MDF material with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will last for years to come.
- This Star Ornament is a great conversation starter and can be hung in any room, making it a ideal gift for any Assistant Principal. The festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, so you can decorate your office or home with it in no time. Whether you're giving this gift to a male or female Assistant Principal, they'll appreciate the humor and thoughtfulness behind it.
- Looking for a unique and thoughtful gift for an Assistant Principal? This Star Ornament is a great choice! It's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets. The design is also vibrant and colorful, making it a great addition to any office or home.
- This Star Ornament is a great way to show your appreciation and gratitude to an Assistant Principal. It's a fun and lighthearted way to acknowledge their hard work and dedication to their job. Whether you're a colleague, friend, or family member, this gift is a great way to show your support and admiration.
- Don't miss out on this opportunity to make an Assistant Principal's day a little brighter! Order this funny Star Ornament today and add some laughter to their office. It's a great way to show your appreciation and gratitude, and it's a unique and thoughtful gift that they'll cherish for years to come.
