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Brighten a school leader’s day with a practical, humorous token that travels with them—from the parking lot to the principal’s office. This engraved stainless steel keychain celebrates the Assistant Principal in your life with a wink of humor: “I Became An Assistant Principal For The Money And Fame.”
- Material: Stainless steel—resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration for everyday use.
- Size: 1.57 x 0.87 inches—compact enough for most key rings while remaining legible.
- Engraving: Deeply etched message that won’t fade with daily handling.
- Design Theme: Playful, career-relevant quote that resonates with school leadership life.
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful present for Christmas or any occasion from friends, family, or colleagues.
- Portability: Lightweight and easy to attach to keys or lanyards, so it stays with them all day.
This keychain is more than a token—it’s a daily reminder of appreciation and impact. The durable stainless steel construction stands up to daily wear, while the clearly etched quote offers a lighthearted nod to leadership challenges and wins. Its compact size ensures it won’t bulk up a keyring, yet its legible engraving makes the message easy to read at a glance, whether at drop-off, staff meetings, or after-school activities. Ideal for educators, administrators, or anyone who wants to celebrate a trusted assistant principal with humor and respect.
