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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a dedicated school leader with a playful, durable ornament designed for holiday display. This snowflake pendant is crafted in premium stainless steel and features the humorous message: "I'm An Assistant Principal. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right."
- Material: Premium stainless steel for lasting shine, safety, and a shatterproof, kid-friendly design.
- Size: 3.14 inches in diameter, a noticeable yet elegant tree ornament that fits a variety of decor styles.
- Design: Classic snowflake silhouette with clean, precise cutouts for a modern, timeless look.
- Message: Displays the witty line "I'm An Assistant Principal. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right." for a lighthearted conversation starter.
- Versatility: Ideal as a Christmas tree ornament or decorative accent on garlands, wreaths, or desks.
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful present for coworkers, teachers, administrators, or friends who value humor and appreciation.
This ornament blends humor and respect, turning a simple holiday decoration into a meaningful token of appreciation for those who lead and support a school community. Its durable stainless steel construction means it can be enjoyed year after year, maintaining a polished look on the tree without worry. The compact 3.14-inch size ensures it stands out on the branch without overwhelming surrounding ornaments, making it a versatile gift for end-of-year celebrations, staff rooms, or personal desk decor.
