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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Bring humor and heart to your holiday decor with the Attendant Star Ornament — a witty keepsake for fans of the Attendant world.
- Durable MDF star with a high-gloss finish delivers vivid color and lasting shine.
- Features the humorous quote: "Attendant. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right." for instant laughs.
- Lightweight and easy to hang with a festive gold cord, ideal for trees, desks, or shelves.
- Indoor-friendly design that resists cracking and maintains its vibrant print over time.
- Perfect gift for Attendant enthusiasts, coworkers, or friends who love a playful, personality-filled ornament.
Care/fit: Wipe gently with a soft cloth to preserve the print; designed to hang neatly in standard ornament hooks and stands.
Shipping & returns: Ships quickly and offers hassle-free returns if it’s not a fit for your holiday mood.
