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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This Rope Bracelet features the quote 'Attendant. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' in black stainless steel with interlaced rope. The Attendant in your life will appreciate the thought and humor behind this gift. It's a great way to show your appreciation for their analytical mind and love of explanation.
The Rope Bracelet is adjustable from 3.34 to 9.84 inches and comes in a beautiful organza bag. It's a thoughtful gift for any occasion, especially Mother's Day. Whether you're looking for a gift for your mom, wife, or partner, this Attendant Rope Bracelet is sure to bring a smile to their face. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that shows you understand and appreciate their love of explanation.
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- This funny Attendant Rope Bracelet is made of high-quality black stainless steel with interlaced rope, resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing. It's the ideal gift for any Attendant in your life, and it's adjustable from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, making it suitable for any wrist size.
- The rope bracelet is packaged in an organza bag, making it a beautiful and elegant gift. The inspirational quote 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' is engraved on the bracelet, adding a touch of humor and personality to the gift.
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