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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Make a bold statement with a stylish accessory tailored for bankers who value wit and steady determination. This interlaced leather bracelet features the engraved message: “I May Be A Banker, But I Can’t Fix Stupid People.”
- Interlaced design: A braided black PU leather band delivers a contemporary, sophisticated look.
- Engraved stainless steel plate: A durable metal plaque bears the quote for lasting readability.
- Materials: Stainless steel and PU leather combine durability with a sleek, polished aesthetic.
- Occasions: An ideal gift for graduates, milestones, or colleagues in finance who appreciate humor.
This bracelet blends resilience with personality, making it a thoughtful way to acknowledge hard work while adding a touch of levity to everyday wear. The dual‑material construction is designed for daily use, so it stays comfortable and legible from desk to after-hours. Whether gifting a banker friend, teammate, or mentor, it communicates appreciation with a playful nod to the profession.
