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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Brighten any tree and spark smiles with a witty Birman cat ornament.
- Sturdy MDF with a glossy finish ensures durability and a premium feel.
- Playful, bold quote reads "My Birman And I Talk Shit About You" for instant humor.
- Lightweight and shatter-resistant, ideal for homes with kids or pets.
- Festive gold hanging cord makes hanging a breeze on trees, hooks, or garlands.
- Compact oval shape fits neatly into Christmas displays and cat‑lover shelves.
Care/fit: Lightweight, indoor-display friendly; wipe with a soft cloth to keep the gloss looking new.
Ships securely and arrives ready to gift; if it doesn’t meet expectations, easy returns and exchanges are welcome.
