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Funny Bullmastiff Dog Mom or Dad Mug – “Proud Parent of a Bullmastiff That Is Sometimes an Asshole” – Black Ceramic Coffee Cup, 11oz or 15oz
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Celebrate the lovable chaos of Bullmastiff ownership with a mug that speaks honestly and humorously. This black ceramic coffee cup is designed for Bullmastiff moms, dads, and anyone who adores their stubborn, slobbery fur baby — and isn’t afraid to admit it: “Proud parent of a Bullmastiff that is sometimes an asshole and that’s okay.”

  • Two size options: Choose 11 oz for everyday sipping or 15 oz for extra caffeine fuel.
  • Relatable, double‑sided print: The bold Bullmastiff quote is printed on both sides for visibility from any angle.
  • Durable black ceramic: Sturdy construction that keeps your coffee warm and withstands daily use.
  • Comfortable C‑shaped handle: Easy, balanced grip for relaxed mornings.
  • Microwave & dishwasher safe: Convenient reheating and effortless cleaning.
  • Gift-ready packaging: Each mug ships lovingly packaged, making it a thoughtful present for dog moms, dads, and Bullmastiff lovers.

Every sip becomes a moment of honest humor about the joy and chaos of living with a Bullmastiff. The two‑sided print ensures the message stays visible whether you’re at the kitchen counter or desk‑side. With durable ceramic, a comfortable handle, and everyday practicality like microwave and dishwasher safety, this mug supports your daily ritual from morning coffee to late‑night tea. It’s an ideal gift for dog lovers, Bullmastiff owners, and anyone who appreciates the candid truth of canine companionship—perfect for birthdays, holidays, or simply to celebrate a beloved pet.

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