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OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Turn Father’s Day into a smile-worthy moment with a gift that truly speaks to a Chihuahua-loving dad and his son—the rope bracelet built for daily wear and everyday laughs.
- Engraved black stainless steel plate features the humorous line, “Proud Parent Of A Chihuahua That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That’s Okay,” a relatable wink for every Chihuahua owner.
- Interlaced black rope band delivers a bold, contemporary look that pairs well with casual outfits and weekend gatherings.
- Rugged by design yet comfortable on the skin, with rust, corrosion, and tarnish resistance for long-lasting shine.
- Adjustable from 3.34" to 9.84" to fit a wide range of wrists, ensuring a secure, comfortable feel all day.
- Gift-ready in a sleek organza bag, making this a thoughtful, ready-to-give Father’s Day present.
Care & fit: The bracelet is easy to wear daily; wipe with a soft cloth if needed and avoid harsh cleaners. Regular adjusting ensures a snug, comfortable fit for ongoing wear.
Shipping & returns: Ships in gift-ready packaging, with easy returns for a hassle-free experience.
