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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Turn Father’s Day into a smile-worthy moment with a gift that truly speaks to a Chihuahua-loving dad and his son—the rope bracelet built for daily wear and everyday laughs.
- Engraved black stainless steel plate features the humorous line, “Proud Parent Of A Chihuahua That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That’s Okay,” a relatable wink for every Chihuahua owner.
- Interlaced black rope band delivers a bold, contemporary look that pairs well with casual outfits and weekend gatherings.
- Rugged by design yet comfortable on the skin, with rust, corrosion, and tarnish resistance for long-lasting shine.
- Adjustable from 3.34" to 9.84" to fit a wide range of wrists, ensuring a secure, comfortable feel all day.
- Gift-ready in a sleek organza bag, making this a thoughtful, ready-to-give Father’s Day present.
Care & fit: The bracelet is easy to wear daily; wipe with a soft cloth if needed and avoid harsh cleaners. Regular adjusting ensures a snug, comfortable fit for ongoing wear.
Shipping & returns: Ships in gift-ready packaging, with easy returns for a hassle-free experience.
