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Get ready to make your favorite performer's Christmas even brighter with our unique gifts! Whether it's for a man or a woman, our funny tumbler is perfect for anyone who loves to stand out from the crowd. The quote 'I'm A Tattooed Performer Except Much Hotter' is sure to bring a smile to their face. Our stainless steel and powder-coated tumbler is not only stylish but also keeps drinks hot or cold for hours. It's the ideal gift for coworkers, family, or friends who are performers at heart. Plus, it's easy to wash and won't retain any odors or flavors. So why not surprise them with a gift that's both functional and fun? Don't miss out and make their Christmas a little more special!
As a performer, they know how to bring people together with their talents, and this gift is sure to bring a smile to their face. Whether you're buying for a man or a woman, our funny tumbler is the perfect way to show you care. And with Christmas just around the corner, it's the perfect time to get your gifts in order!
Our funny tumbler is made with high-quality materials that will last for years to come. The stainless steel and powder-coating ensure that it's not only sturdy but also resistant to scratches and fading. And with its wide range of designs, you're sure to find the perfect one for the performer in your life.
So why wait? Order your funny tumbler today and make this Christmas one to remember!
Funny Christmas Unique Gifts for Performers, Men, or Women - I'm A Tattooed Performer Except Much Hotter Gifts from Friends
Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
$79.95
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
As a performer, they know how to bring people together with their talents, and this gift is sure to bring a smile to their face. Whether you're buying for a man or a woman, our funny tumbler is the perfect way to show you care. And with Christmas just around the corner, it's the perfect time to get your gifts in order!
Our funny tumbler is made with high-quality materials that will last for years to come. The stainless steel and powder-coating ensure that it's not only sturdy but also resistant to scratches and fading. And with its wide range of designs, you're sure to find the perfect one for the performer in your life.
So why wait? Order your funny tumbler today and make this Christmas one to remember!
- Make a statement with this 'I'm A Tattooed Performer. Just Like A Normal Performer Except Much Hotter.' tumbler, perfect for the rockstar in your life, whether you're a musician, a dancer, or a theater enthusiast, this tumbler is sure to impress.
- This tumbler is a must-have for any performer, keeping your drinks hot or cold for hours with its vacuum-insulated design, making it ideal for long rehearsals, performances, or backstage sips.
- From stage to coffee shop, this tumbler is a versatile accessory for any performer, available in a sleek black color with a 20oz or 30oz capacity, and made from durable stainless steel and powder coating for a long-lasting finish.
- Whether you're a lead singer, a background dancer, or a makeup artist, this Performer Tumbler is the perfect way to showcase your personality and style, and with its leak-resistant lid, you can enjoy your drink on-the-go without a mess.
- Get ready to shine on stage with this amazing Performer Tumbler, and make it a special gift for the performer in your life, a thoughtful gesture that will surely be appreciated, so grab one today and let the show begin!
✨ Features & Details
🔥 Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
🖤 Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
☕ Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
🧊 Durable stainless steel construction built for daily use
🧼 Clear, spill-resistant lid included
🚗 Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
🎁 Available sizes:
20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
