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Brighten the holidays with a playful star ornament that celebrates a comedian’s confident humor. This white star carries the memorable quote, “I Am A Comedian. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.”, making it a delightful gift or a cheeky addition to your own decor.
- Shape: Star-shaped ornament that adds whimsy to any Christmas display.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Color: White, providing a clean backdrop for bold typography.
- Message: Features the quote “I Am A Comedian. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.” in a bright, vibrant design.
- Hanging cord: Festive gold cord for easy, stress-free hanging on the tree or mantel.
- Safety & convenience: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for households with children or pets.
Whether you’re gifting the comedian in your life or decorating for a festive mood, this ornament adds personality and humor to any space. Its durable construction and glossy finish ensure it stays looking fresh season after season, while the included gold cord makes setup quick and simple for Christmas decorating.
