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Estimated delivery times:
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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the art of cooking with an oval ornament built for the kitchen enthusiast. Featuring the humorous quote 'All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Cook,' this keepsake adds personality to holiday décor and makes a thoughtful gift for any home chef.
- Material: Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish.
- Size: Measures 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge Sublimation delivers bright, long-lasting colors.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy hanging.
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, suitable for households with children or pets.
The ornament is designed for year‑round display on a Christmas tree, in the kitchen, or on a shelf, combining a playful message with practical, durable craftsmanship. The edge-to-edge sublimation print ensures the text remains vivid through repeated handling and seasonal decorating.
