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Estimated delivery times:
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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A playful, statement-making bracelet built for CPAs who love a good laugh. The Glide lock Clasp Bracelet blends humor with a clean, modern look, making it a memorable gift for birthdays, coworkers, or friends who appreciate a bit of accounting wit.
- Engraved quote plate: displays the witty inscription, “I'm A Tattooed CPA. Just Like A Normal CPA Except Much Hotter.” for instant personality and conversation started.
- Glide lock clasp: smooth, secure closure that’s easy to fasten and adjust with precision.
- Durable material mix: crafted with a silver-tone plate, black stainless steel, and silicone strap for longevity, comfort, and everyday wear.
- Adjustable fit: designed to accommodate a wide range of wrist sizes, ensuring a comfortable, snug feel all day.
- Gift-ready packaging: premium presentation makes gifting effortless for birthdays, celebrations, or a thoughtful “just because.”
- Unisex style: versatile look that suits both men and women CPAs, students, or accounting professionals.
This bracelet isn’t just about humor—it’s a thoughtful, durable accessory that celebrates the hard-working CPA in a playful way. The adjustable design and comfortable silicone strap make it suitable for all-day wear, whether at the office, client meetings, or after-hours networking. The premium packaging adds a polished touch, so it arrives ready to gift to a colleague, friend, or family member who’ll appreciate the wink-and-welcome nod to their profession.