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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Make a bold statement with a two-tone ceramic mug crafted for Dealers who stand out. It features the punchy quote 'I'm A Dealer. Just Like A Normal Dealer Except Much Hotter.'—a playful nod to achievement and personality, perfect for daily use or graduation celebrations.
- Color options: Four two-tone combinations—Black & White, Red & White, Navy & White, Pink & White—so you can pick your vibe.
- Capacity: 11 oz (330 ml) for a full day of coffee, tea, or cocoa.
- Material: Durable ceramic construction designed for reliable everyday use.
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for quick reheats and easy cleaning.
- Design: Classic two-tone exterior with bold typography that highlights the message from across the room.
- Gift-ready: An ideal graduation gift or thoughtful desk companion for dealers, graduates, and coffee lovers.
This mug brings practical value and personality to your routine. The 11-ounce capacity supports long study sessions or busy workdays, while the ceramic build ensures reliable durability and easy cleaning. The four color options let you match mugs to outfits, office decor, or team preferences, making it a versatile gift or personal keepsake. The humorous quote creates a light moment at the office or during a class, serving as a conversation starter and a confidence boost as you celebrate milestones like graduation.
