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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Looking for a great gift for the director in your life or maybe yourself? This Valentine’s, show some love with our Director Tumbler. Featuring the witty quote, “I’m Not Perfect But I’m A Director And That’s Basically The Same Thing,” it’s a fun and relatable treat for any director enthusiast. Made from sturdy stainless steel with a sleek black powder-coated finish, this high-quality tumbler keeps drinks hot or cold for hours. Available in 20oz or 30oz sizes with a lid, it’s perfect for directors on the go. Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, a special occasion, or just because, this thoughtful, humorous gift is sure to make them smile and feel appreciated.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
