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Funny Doormat – “Knock Slowly So We Have Time to Put On Pants” | Humor Coir Welcome Mat | Hilarious Gift for Couples, Roommates & Families
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$21.95
Regular price
$81.95
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Because sometimes life gets too comfortable. 😅
Our “Knock Slowly So We Have Time to Put On Pants” doormat brings laughter right to your doorstep! Whether you live alone, with roommates, or share a house full of chaos, this mat is the perfect way to warn — or tease — your guests before they walk in.
Made from 100% natural coir fibers, it’s as sturdy as it is funny, built to trap dirt and debris while adding humor to your home. The non-slip PVC backing keeps it securely in place, even during those surprise visits that catch you mid-lounge. Great for porches, patios, or entryways — and guaranteed to make delivery drivers laugh.
Key Features
😂 Laugh-Out-Loud Design: Adds personality and humor to any entryway.
🌾 Durable Natural Coir: Made from eco-friendly coconut husk fibers for superior dirt-trapping power.
🏡 Versatile Year-Round Use: Perfect for porches, patios, mudrooms, or indoor entryways.
💧 Easy Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to clean; best used under covered areas.
🎁 Perfect Gift Idea: Great for housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone who loves a little front porch humor!
Product Specifications
- Material: 100% Coir (natural coconut fiber)
- Backing: Non-slip PVC
- Thickness: 0.6" (approx.)
- Sizes Available: 16" × 24", 18" × 30"
- Weight: ~4 lbs
- Usage: For covered outdoor or indoor entryways
- Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to remove debris; keep dry to prolong life
