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Funny Doormat - Welcome – Please Leave by 9:00 | Humorous Coir Welcome Mat | Cozy & Honest Home Décor Gift
Sale price
$59.99
Regular price
$119.99
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Welcome your guests… but set expectations early! 😄
Our “Welcome – Please Leave by 9:00” Doormat adds a hilarious yet relatable touch to your entryway. It’s perfect for homeowners who love hosting — just not all night long.
Made from 100% natural coir fibers, this mat traps dirt and debris before they enter your home, while the non-slip PVC backing ensures it stays in place even during busy gatherings. The high-contrast lettering gives it a clean, modern farmhouse aesthetic that fits beautifully with both seasonal and everyday décor.
Whether you’re decorating your own porch or gifting it to a friend with a great sense of humor, this witty doormat is sure to be a conversation starter!
Key Features
😂 Relatable Humor: Perfect for guests who tend to overstay their welcome.
🌿 Durable Coir Surface: Made from natural coconut fibers for long-lasting use.
🏡 Versatile Year-Round Use: Perfect for porches, patios, mudrooms, or indoor entryways.
💧 Easy Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to clean; best used under covered areas.
🎁 Perfect Gift Idea: Great for housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone who loves a little front porch humor!
Product Specifications
- Material: 100% Coir (natural coconut fiber)
- Backing: Non-slip PVC
- Thickness: 0.6" (approx.)
- Sizes Available: 16" × 24", 18" × 30"
- Weight: ~4 lbs
- Usage: For covered outdoor or indoor entryways
- Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to remove debris; keep dry to prolong life
